Hi we have been doing
Xyz . . .
And we are so
Wonderful !!!
All the family
This and that
Sorry you -
Are not part of that -
That family
No you are just the
Maiden aunt
I remember my
Aunt
And how she was left
Out
Of
Everything
It's
A family tradition !
Here's to all the maiden aunts
May they make their own
Arrangements
For
Everything
Betwixt and between
Not one thing
Or the other
No place to fit
No place to sit
It's been like that
All along
There is a prejudice here
For
Over-population -
Breeders
At this time of year
And I suppose it's largely
My fault (always is)
For I do not go
Pound on their doors
But rather try
And be no bother
Drat this time of year
And all its stupid carols
Blaring at us from everywhere
Asking us to buy
What we cannot afford
And they don't want
They have so much more
Money than I
Always have had
Let them buy what they want
And leave me be
And tonight
He
Has made arrangements
For us to see
The play about Scrooge
God save me !
Why did they have to
Go to all that trouble
With ghosts and such
To dissuade him from
His perfectly correct
Assumption
In the beginning ?
