A Different Story
(there and back again
and there again)
If it isn't
one thing
It's another
And then
Another one
after that
This must be
The Way
It's supposed
to be-
Because
it is...
So I need
to quit
whining about it
"stay calm
and carry on"
This must have been
What He meant
When He said
"Don't kick
against the pricks"
Bills come like
water
Through the door
Water falls
as rain-
The latest bill
has to do
with keeping
the water, the rain,
on the outside
and not
the In...
-Even Hobbit holes
require maintenance
I suppose
Where is my Sam Gamgee
When he's needed
(cannot wait! until that movie
gets here)
It takes a village
and a government
To make
a really good
movie
-With Elves-
(The good Elves
don't come cheap)
after all the
Plumbing Work
and the
Major Debt...
---the kitchen sink stops up!
(excellent excuse to go out
to lunch)
This would not happen
if Elves or Gandalf
were
involved
Magic wands
and Elfin ways
must have
built in
"magic plumber"
settings and sayings-
Magic incantations
for drain opening
and bill paying
and dealing
with "muggles"...
-even if
that's
a different
story ...
