LADIES !!!

My ,

How times have changed 

The wedding reception today 

Is for 

Two ladies 

Together 

What can I say? 

When I was raised 

One didn't even know 

What that was

I'm still 

Shocked 

But I can hide it 

Well 

It's ok now 

     They say -

Now 

I wish "they" would 

Make up their minds

And print a manual 

So we would know 

What's coming -

What to get prepared for 

How to buy a card 

For the happy couple 

-The wedding, in Central Park 

Complete with 

     Carriage ride !

Goodness gracious 

I question the entire 

Premise

Of marriage -

Always have 

Tried it for awhile 

Couldn't get the hang of 

Having someone underfoot 

- always -

And 

Living with 

A guy - !

Guys are weird,

Different -

Always have been

Always will be 

- watching sports -

- beating their hairy chests -

Love them 

Do 

But need some 

SPACE

some time to process

Some time to 

BE

Oh well 

I go along 

LIFE will never! 

Listen to me -

Be quiet, 

Be calm, 

Be filled with bliss - 

And get along

Do not ! 

Have natural disasters 

Or sadness, sickness of 

     Any kind -

LIFE 

Doesn't listen to 

me