Begins again
In earnest
This time.
Never
I repeat,
Never buy
An old house -or-
A house of
Any kind
Be content
To rent
One never owns a house
The termites do
They are the ones who
Really prosper
Here
They are content -
And they pay no rent
They sneak along in the floorboards
And chew
What a stunning existence
If you're into
That sort
Of thing
If you really like the taste
Of wood
Which they obviously
Do
She knows a guy -
Who knows a guy -
Who's really good at
Ripping the heck
Out of your house
But first move everything -
Out -
Of the way -
Thirty years worth of
Absolute necessities and
Treasures -
I need a nap
Just thinking about it -
I will need a vacation
But
Oh yes -
The Money will have been spent
I will
Be camping on piles of
Stuff
Stacked in the yard
Or maybe spend a night
At the storage facility
What a great business
Opportunity
- camp with your stuff
For a nominal fee -
Have a campfire
In the old bar-be-que
Burning books
One can no longer read
Because one
Can't afford
Glasses
Anymore
