Death By Phone...

I can't wait 

     to be dead- 

No more to be 

     responsible for... 

After spending days 

     calling and 

     cajoling ATT

(and knowing 

     that my 

     ride 

with them 

     is only

half-way through),

After being put 

     on hold 

and transferred 

     so many 

     times- 

And no one 

     understands 

     What I'm 

saying....

And after the 

     fifth person

in Whatever 

     Department- 

and the call 

     is dropped-

And after the Service 

     Appointment; 

(waiting for that for 

  three weeks) 

And waiting- 

     three days for 

the "mystery technician" 

     to appear-

And now we have 

no phone at all 

for six more days...

(and yet another appointment 

with "mystery technician")

and all the while 

They are charging 

me $! 

For no service. What-so-ever.

Worse than no service... 

Tormentation and Vexation!

-not to mention 

     listening to so much

     bad 

     "music" 

     while on hold-  

It will be 

     so good 

to have the 

     cremation 

     fire 

consume the 

     flesh from 

     the bones 

and then 

     the bones... 

and the 

     epitaph will 

read something 

     about being 

     -killed-

by ATT