Friday, July 4, 2014

Here's to Humidity !

Here's to humidity 
May it ever reign -
Will it ever rain
Again? 
Sweat, sweat, sweat, 
Happy Fourth of July !
I never remember such 
Humidity
It's global hotness -
Must be -
Combine this with 
Menopause -
Hot flashes -
And u have 
One long hot flash
For all of 
     Humanity! 
Sweat, sweat, sweat ! 

How can anyone 
Find the energy 
To do 
Anything
Today ?

No more war 
We r 2 hot! 
And dripping wet 
With sweat

No more Wall Street
Thievery 
Oh -
They have air conditioning 
That must be 
It !
Unnatural conditions 
Not putting the breaks on
Over arching 
Behavior patterns -

If they had to figure out 
How to rob us all
In these conditions 
They would just 
Stop 
Call a halt and 
Call for 
Mint Julips
Lots and lots 
Of 
Mint Julips 

Priorities 
Would change 
Quickly 
If the boardrooms 
Became 

Humid 

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